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Winter In Kansas

It’s winter in Kansas, and the gentle breezes blow seventy miles an hour at twenty-five below.  Oh, how I love Kansas!  When the snow’s up to your butt, you take a breath of winter and your nose gets frozen shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderful, so, I guess I’ll hang around.  I could never leave Kansas, my ass is frozen to the ground…

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