Well, Hell, yes! Obama IS an alien!

Everybody knows that Barack Muhammad Obama was actually born on the planet Sneezit, in the Galaxy of Ahhhhhh-Chooooooooo!

Why is there any question? Anyone that is from any planet other than Earth can see that at first glance. Even “indoctrinated” Earthlings can recognize the obvious signs of alien birth.

Let’s look at the signs:

Obama has no Earthly living parents.

His “grandmother” mysteriously died moments before the Election.

Ha-wau-eee was once a moon of Sneezit.

His “Birth Certificate” was forged by Bill Ayers and Bernadette Dohrn.

No one had ever seen Barack Obama before 2004.

Barack Obama changes clothes in phone booths.

No one has ever seen Obama pee!

Michelle has a birth certificate from the planet Cough.

Sasha and Malia were born on the planet Sniffles.

And look at the EARS! (They receive radio signals from space.)

There is more. When Obama plays basketball (a game invented on the planet Sniffles) he can dunk like Jordan, block out like Wilt and pass like Magic. Recently, while playing a pick up game, he drove the lane against Dwight Howard, spun in mid-air and slammed home a two handed tomahawk that shattered the backboard.

Mortal? I think not.

But there is more. Did you all think that George WMD Bush was a product of HW and Barbara? Come on!

Harry Reid? Planet Incompetua.

John Bohner? Planet Tansekan.

Sharron Angle? Planet Bagidiotica.

Bill Clinton? The Galaxy Bluedresscia.

Rush Limbaugh? Planet (Triple) Cheeseburger.

Glen Beck? Thrown out of the Galaxy, too weird for even aliens.

Damn, can’t you Earthlings get it? We aliens have taken over and you folks just think that you have a few doofuses running around.

Sham-Wow!? Invented on Planet Kleenex by Vince Offer.

Spangles? Sent by the evil rulers of Planet Renee.

Billy Mays? From the Galaxy Infomercialia.

Jan Brewer? Planet Leatherfacia.

Lindsay Lohan? She’s all yours.

Halle Berry? She’s all mine, as soon as the restraining order expires.

Just look at the evidence. It’s all there if you would just open your eyes.

And George WMD Bush?

Born on Planet Awolski, in the Galaxy Cokenosian.


William Stephenson Clark, aka, Will of Satiria

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9 responses to “Well, Hell, yes! Obama IS an alien!

  1. Fun! Creative! Takes a whale of a lot of scroll grease, but it’s fun. And, now we know! I would love to hear you pronounce some of those planets, but most of them “I get it.” 😉

  2. The secret is safe! 😉

    “The Supreme Court has upheld a $20,000 fine against a leader of the movement challenging President Barack Obama’s citizenship.

    The high court on Monday refused to block a federal judge’s October 2009 ruling that required California lawyer and dentist Orly Taitz to pay the $20,000 fine for filing a “frivolous” litigation. The judge said Taitz attempted to misuse the federal courts to push a political agenda.

    Taitz sued in Georgia federal court on behalf of Army Capt. Connie Rhodes. Rhodes sought to avoid deployment to Iraq by claiming Obama wasn’t born in the United States.

    Justice Samuel Alito on Monday rejected Taitz’s second request to block the sanctions. Justice Clarence Thomas had rejected the request earlier.”

    Now they’ll never be able to find out President Obama is an alien! I’d bet an illegal one at that…

    • indypendent

      I just posted (took me twice – lol) the link to this story.

      You know what they say about great minds thinking alike?

  3. indypendent

    Speaking of people from other planets – The Queen of the Birthers got a smackdown from the Supreme Court.

    This was her second request of the SCOTUS.

    I thought all self-respecting Republicans hated frivolous cases tying up the court’s valuable time?

    htp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/16/birther-queen-orly-taitz_n_683188.html

  4. It’s fun how often we’re doing the same things at the same time. 😉

  5. Freebird1971

    I’ve been saying all along that Obama is a hybrid between humans and aliens from Saturn.

  6. indypendent

    I thought all politicians were from another planet? You know, the planet where money grows on trees.

  7. indypendent

    I know, this is Widipedia so take it with a grain of salt – but this is the Great Mosque in Spain that Televangelist Pat Robertson was referencing today in his message to his followers.

    He was talking about Obama not being willing to say that building a mosque a few blocks from WTC was wrong.

    According to Pat, Islam has the tradition of building a mosque when they conquer their enemy. According to Pat, this proposed New York mosque is supposed to be just that – a reminder that Muslims beat the West.

    Pat referenced this Cordoba mosque in Spain as proof of what Muslims do.

    Read this history very carefully – it seems like certain Christians did their fair share of fighting and built their monument as a slap in the face of their enemy.

    But I never heard any word of this from Pat. In fact, he left the impression the Cordoba Mosque in Spain is still a mosque – but as you can read – it belongs to the Catholics.

    BTW – Pat Robertson made special emphasis that Obama’s middle name is HUSSEIN. So, of course, that means he is a Muslim and cannot be trusted.

    Thank God not all Christians are followers of Pat Robertson . But those that are sure do alot of ranting, raving, yelling, whining and just out and out lying.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Mosque_of_C%C3%B3rdoba