Everybody knows that Barack Muhammad Obama was actually born on the planet Sneezit, in the Galaxy of Ahhhhhh-Chooooooooo!
Why is there any question? Anyone that is from any planet other than Earth can see that at first glance. Even “indoctrinated” Earthlings can recognize the obvious signs of alien birth.
Let’s look at the signs:
Obama has no Earthly living parents.
His “grandmother” mysteriously died moments before the Election.
Ha-wau-eee was once a moon of Sneezit.
His “Birth Certificate” was forged by Bill Ayers and Bernadette Dohrn.
No one had ever seen Barack Obama before 2004.
Barack Obama changes clothes in phone booths.
No one has ever seen Obama pee!
Michelle has a birth certificate from the planet Cough.
Sasha and Malia were born on the planet Sniffles.
And look at the EARS! (They receive radio signals from space.)
There is more. When Obama plays basketball (a game invented on the planet Sniffles) he can dunk like Jordan, block out like Wilt and pass like Magic. Recently, while playing a pick up game, he drove the lane against Dwight Howard, spun in mid-air and slammed home a two handed tomahawk that shattered the backboard.
Mortal? I think not.
But there is more. Did you all think that George WMD Bush was a product of HW and Barbara? Come on!
Harry Reid? Planet Incompetua.
John Bohner? Planet Tansekan.
Sharron Angle? Planet Bagidiotica.
Bill Clinton? The Galaxy Bluedresscia.
Rush Limbaugh? Planet (Triple) Cheeseburger.
Glen Beck? Thrown out of the Galaxy, too weird for even aliens.
Damn, can’t you Earthlings get it? We aliens have taken over and you folks just think that you have a few doofuses running around.
Sham-Wow!? Invented on Planet Kleenex by Vince Offer.
Spangles? Sent by the evil rulers of Planet Renee.
Billy Mays? From the Galaxy Infomercialia.
Jan Brewer? Planet Leatherfacia.
Lindsay Lohan? She’s all yours.
Halle Berry? She’s all mine, as soon as the restraining order expires.
Just look at the evidence. It’s all there if you would just open your eyes.
And George WMD Bush?
Born on Planet Awolski, in the Galaxy Cokenosian.
William Stephenson Clark, aka, Will of Satiria