What Would Levi Say at the Thanksgiving Dinner?

Palin Wasilla HeartthrobIn an effort to reduce “the drama” that has been part of her family’s conflicts with Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin supposedly invited him to her family’s Thanksgiving dinner

I am sure this was done with a sincere interest in resolving the problems, but if he showed up, can anyone imagine what Johnston would say to the future First Family members? Talk about awkward family gatherings…

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12 responses to “What Would Levi Say at the Thanksgiving Dinner?

  1. iggydonnelly

    Sarah to Levi: “Want some mountain oysters with those yams, buddy-boy? I know a perfect donor!”

    Top that!

    • lilacluvr

      Levi to Sarah: I hope this is not the same turkey being shoved down that killing chute while you were being all cutesy with the reporter.

  2. lilacluvr

    Levi could simply not say anything and Sarah Palin will think she has won the day. But then…….Levi can start singing like a bird when his book comes out.

    I wonder, will Levi’s book be 6 chapters and with an index?

  3. Levi: I’ve read how much the advance was for your book, and I’ve heard you tell people you didn’t know Bristol was sexually active until you learned she was pregnant. So how much of the advance will I get to keep quiet about all those nights you knew Bristol and I were sleeping together?

    Oh, and what will you pay for _______?

    Don’t you just wonder what all could go in that blank?

    • lilacluvr

      Alot of people try to dismiss Levi as some stupid kid (and they may have a valid point in some instances).

      But just think of what life must be like to know that there is some snot-nosed boy who has the power to do some real damage to your pristine and mavericky image.

  4. lilacluvr

    Levi to Sarah: And this is for making me wear that stupid suit and tie and go to that stupid GOP convention.

    Hang on to your hat, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

  5. lilacluvr

    I heard last week that Levi even gave Obama his ‘props’ for doing some good stuff.

    I bet that really hurt…..

  6. Levi: Who wants to check out my Playgirl spread??

  7. G-stir

    “Levi, Dick Chaney’s coming up for the weekend. Want to go hunting with us?”

  8. G-stir

    “Mom, did you change your Moose stew recipe? It sure tastes different.”

    “Hey, has any one seen Levi?”

  9. tosmarttobegop

    Levi plops open the issue of Playgirl on the thanksgiving table and points.
    “See Sarah now you can see why Bristol said I was the best she ever had!”.

    Bristol jumps up and retorts:

    “That is Bull, I have seen it in real life and that is photo shopped!
    Farther more as to you being the best…. I have been with a lot of guys and you were hardly the best!”.

    Sarah: “ OK shut that mother-fooking camera off now Todd!”.