Filed under Humor
After a hard day at the computer, Kitteh Blogger likes to relax with teh TV and a beer!
“I’ll start exercising tomorrow. Really. Right after the Today show…”
You talking to me, Jenny Craig?
“You mean I have to open my own beer AND run the remote???!!!”
Bud Light doesn’t seem to be helping!
Who needs a friggin Snuggie blanket….I am one! Now hand me another beer!
“If I could figure out how to combine the Beer and the remote, I could do this anywhere!”
GOOD, finally that damn dog went outside!
I love it when my owners go to work!
Paws for a rest and a beer.
Aww, dude, animal planet reruns again?
“Yeah, I’m in upper management. So what??”
“Fox News ‘n Bill O’Reilly. You betcha. (burp, fart).
And a side dish of that beautiful and talented little ol’ gal from up north – Sarah Palin.
Hot damn: scratching my nads, surfin’ the tube, poppin’ a brewski . . . “Hey, human . . . get me another beer.”
Just a small memory from my younger days…
“Beer me, woman!”
Wow, trained no less.
You betcha! (wink wink)
“If I see that fuckin’ Sarah Palin on this TV ONE MORE time, I am going to yak up a beer-flavored hair ball!”
“God damn it, I keep forgetting the station for the porn channel – I love that female on female Rag Doll Cat sex!”
I bet you’re wondering how I got the beer open, turn the TV on and flip through the channels without any opposable thumbs……that’s my little secret.
Eric, since my oldest daughter has a cat with two opposable thumbs, opening a can of beer wouldn’t be too hard for him. 😉
” I want to be just lke Rush when I grow up and out! Dammn, I guess I’m already there!”
“Holy hot damn, I’m literally the cat’s meow!”
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